I hate you. Please die.
Dear Firm Management:
Please speed up the process to find a replacement piece of software for summation. It keeps dying on me when I try to make a full boolean search. That makes it very hard to do my job, as there are over 20,000 documents in this case and I need to review but a few thousand of them.
PS: I hate summation
PPS: Boolean searching is not fun
Next time you go to an e-discovery meet and confer, please demand that the opposing counsel provide their discovery to us such a way that the documents are not single page tiffs without a load file that tells our program how to put the docs back together, that the parent/child relationship is intact and that there is at least some basic meta data attached.
Dear teller at the bank with the obviously muslim name:
No, I am in fact not wearing this scarf wrapped this way because I’m cold. I’m a Wisconsinsite by birth, and 50 degrees isn’t cold enough to break out a sweat shirt, let alone a scarf. I once wore sandals all winter, even after a fresh snow storm. I am wrapping it like a muslim because I am in fact a muslim. I know my name isn’t typically “muslim” sounding but really, how many non muslims would wear this style by choice?